a laugh

I always have to laugh when people use the following excuse for being late: I was in the library today and a lady walked in looking for the teacher she was meeting with. She said, "I'm sorry I'm late, I wanted to be here an hour ago but I got stuck in traffic."

Now, WHERE IN THE WORLD would she get stuck in traffic around here?! Encampment is all of 300 people and none of the streets even have stop signs. Saratoga has no stop lights in the whole town. You have to travel an hour and a half to find a town with more than 5000 people in it. Where is the traffic these people talk about?!

They must not realize that we're not dumb and we know that ridiculous story is a complete lie.

We have to go to Heath and Peggy's house at 7:30 tonight. We better leave now in case the traffic is heavy.


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(excuse all the lines. Brecken likes touching the buttons on the computer.)